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  • bluez25
    08-23 01:59 PM
    Thanks and appreciate closing the other duplicate thread paskal. I wasnt sure about which categorty should I put this torture story.

    Keep up the good work..




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  • aksaharan
    09-08 07:30 PM
    Welcome aboard.. and please vote poll @ http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/forum14-members-forum/1599353-want-to-file-485-gather-here-14.html




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  • eb3India
    04-09 12:47 PM
    President Bush is talking about CIR in Arizona, before the talk on MSNBC there was interesting discussion on whatz coming for CIR

    itz that time again guys I see this as a kickoff from whitehouse on STRIVE and immigration reform,

    will update here as it goes by,




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  • rockstart
    02-20 07:18 PM
    Unfortunately with banks looking closely at the lending practices people with temp visa's are suffering. I had the same experience when I went with my friend to Nissan dealership; The loan was only approved till validity of I 797.



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  • lkapildev
    02-08 03:05 AM
    Goodluck!




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  • sertasheep
    03-31 01:15 AM
    Excellent newspiece, there. Here's hoping you're able to sort out your situation, Anand. By the way, salaries in India are now nearly 1/3rd of that in the US(in the bigger companies, of course)



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  • immigrant2007
    05-18 07:26 PM
    This lawsuit is about the 140000 visas been given out each year and in years 2008 and 2009.

    There have been many people who received GCs in 2008 and 2009 in EB2 without regard to Priority number. Check Visa Bulletins from August 2008 and September 2008. People from 2006 were given GCs over 2004 and there was total chaos.

    This lawsuit is to bring justice to the last three years of absolute anarchy.

    This lawsuit is to bring in line how this 140000 number is distributed. How does processing of I-485s take place in USCIS.

    I think Indian EB3 will join shortly.

    Why are you stopping at 2007? Issues stared much before that.
    Why do you forget the getting details of each and every VISA that was issued between 2003 and 2007 (days of backlog elimination center)? We hae a right to know that. I doubt EB based guys got benefit out of it....I do not think USCIS /DOS will ever reveal those numbers truthfully and even with 50% accuracy....
    They just put almost every True Employment based applicant in backlog and gave GCs to 245i....I dont think that was justice. That was manipulation




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  • pappu
    09-01 09:17 AM
    I am in the process of changing job. The new employer is saying that I can start working with them from the very next day, after they file H1B transfer application. ie I don't have to wait for the receipt. Is this true? They are asking me to give 2 weeks notice immediately so that by the time they file H1B, 2 weeks will get over, and I can start there immediately.
    Please reply its kind of urgent for me.

    Thanks.
    yes you can start working when the application is filed. If you have time then i'd prefer you wait for the reciept notice confirming your application has reached and then switch jobs.



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  • gcnotfiledyet
    03-17 04:45 PM
    I was informed that without I-94 card she cannot be added to my insrurance.

    Can anyone suggest me some good insurance I can take online/india for this kind of situation...???

    Thanks

    Did you even talk to your employer yet? They will ask for marriage certificate and nothing else. Who informed you about I-94? one of your friends/forum members? Are they giving insurance to you.

    Go talk to employer/HR/Insurance agent.




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  • Milind123
    01-25 09:19 AM
    Hello everyone,
    I went online to check the status of my I-485 and it displayed me the following message

    Application Type: I485, APPLICATION TO REGISTER PERMANENT RESIDENCE OR TO ADJUST STATUS

    Current Status: Document mailed to applicant.

    On December 19, 2007 we mailed the document to the address we have on file. You should receive the new document within 30 days. If you do not, or if you move before you get it, call customer service.


    What does it mean? Does it mean that I-485 is approved.

    Pls guide.

    Kapil

    I have exactly the same message with a date of Dec 7th. However, I did not receive any kind of document from them and neither did my looyer. (BTW whenever I want to speak to her she is always away from her desk, spending the beter part of her day in the restroom, I assume).



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  • rheoretro
    11-07 02:18 PM
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    rheoretro,

    Many of the threads posted here are not directly related to "Employment-Based Green Card Retrogression". Most of them are related to problems we immigrants face day after day.

    I started this thread with a good intent. Many people who are searching for jobs are lured by "flashing advertisements" in sulekha. They find out the reality only once they start working for them and "Green Card" is sponsored.

    So if each one of us can post about good consulting companies we know about, it will help the current job hunters. (By the way, as far as I know, the majority of us in this forum work as consultants rather than as full-time employees)




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  • abheja
    08-25 10:47 PM
    Thank you for clarifying snathan. The company will definitely not do anything illegal, in fact it is the legality that is creating challenges. One other question came up today. If a qualified candidates applies for the job (PERM), does the company have to accept the candidate and let me go? All of these questions did not come up while filing EB3 but they are now concerned.



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  • ca_immigrant
    01-16 07:57 PM
    Folks, there is thought that keeps coming to mind about where to go back in India when we finally plan to...

    When we came in 2002 we did think that we will go back in a couple of years at the most....but it's been longer...we definately love it hear but think that should settle down in India rather for multiple reasons (mostly personal reasons)

    I am from a small town in India and it is definately not a IT hub, my wife is from Mumbai and we think it is now too crowded (as always -:) or say to hectiv a life in Mumbai....

    so then which is the best place to go ...Pune ? I hear that even that is very crowded and not to mention the sky rocketing real estate....

    We have 2 kids...one 6 years and the younger one ...one year....
    How is schooling back home ? I hear that the studies for the school there are much more difficult compared to here ? I mean can kids going from here cope up there in schools ?

    I also hear that there are foreign schools....for which I might have to continue working here to pay the fees -;)

    Thoughts friends ?

    I am in the software industry (Business Inteligence)




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  • hxu191
    02-11 10:04 AM
    Yes, you can Travel as long as the H1 Visa Stamping in Un-Expired,

    My scneario was i worked for employer A,
    Had H1 visa stamping Upto Oct 2006.
    Changed employer and H1B transfer with Extension.
    Traveled to India returned, While returning Showed the New 797 to the Officer and Got the I-94 for the new date. No problem.
    Please carry just in case your new employer employement verification letter and latest paystub. Most of the time it is not necessary but just in case.

    Hi Jerrome, my situation is similar to yours, changed employer, but I have no new I-94 on my new I-797. I don't understand why no freash I-94 for me. In this case, do you see any problem to re-enter the US with previous H1-b visa stamp (un-expired) and new I-797?
    Thanks.



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  • poorslumdog
    10-11 08:08 PM
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  • GCwaitforever
    07-12 08:41 AM
    I expected Rep. Ed Royce to come hard on Labor Secretary Elaine Chao to improve performance of USCIS, taking your question as a cue. Thats what I would expect from a true leader. Not any circumvoluted responses.

    Next time, please ask a specific question which elicits yes/no response like his position on SKIL bill and if he would vote in support of it. No more spin on illegal immigration to not support legal immigration. Then it will show how supportive of he is for immigration.

    After 9/11, former INS functions of border security went to Dept. of Homeland Security. USCIS is solely for immigration processing only. This reorganization should have improved performance of USCIS. Instead, we see the more delays, hear more stories, and fudged measurement criteria to show USCIS in good light to the Congress inspite of the poor performance.



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  • indyanguy
    08-24 01:45 PM
    Unconfirmed reports say that PP for EB3 will be introduced before PP for EB2. True?




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  • Kushal
    07-17 01:53 PM
    Not a single contribution by anyone....

    I think CORE and all active members should shut this website down right now and let all the non paying members feel the misery without this site...


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  • nozerd
    02-28 12:26 PM
    Thanks Y,
    I was thinking more along the lines of transfering from US Public education school system to either ICSE, CBSE or Maharashtra Sate Board.

    Upto what standard would it be relatively eay for a child to adapt and integrate into the Indian system ?




    jvs
    12-03 12:29 PM
    I did H1 stamping out of Mumbai in May 2010, not as recent as you would like. The 221G threat level was high as usual. Same jobs for 8 years and its full time position, probably aided smooth sailing. No documents were asked, just couple of questions about designation and pay. The consulate network had gone down that day so was advised by the CO there would be delay in visa printing on PP. Got the PP after 10 days instead of usual 3 days. This was 4th H1 stamping in same consulate.




    perm2gc
    12-23 02:53 PM
    Hi All,

    Could any please provide some insight about the companies "Unemployment Wage report" for the state of California?

    This is the only query as stated in the 221(g) form got from Chennai embassy for your reference.
    "State Unemployment Wage Reports, showing all wages paid to each employee in the state, for the past two quarters as filed to State of California (This should not be payroll reports, but the actual forms filed to the State authorities listing each employee and wages paid during the quarter.)"

    Could you please provide me the exact form name and number to submit through the dropbox. Also some explanation if possible on how the form will look like in order to track it down?

    Any help in this regard is greatly appreciated.

    Happy Holidays!
    All the very best to all of you.

    Thanks & Regards,
    ChakYour company has to send you the documents.Ask your company.They know what those documents are.

    Good Luck !!!



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